The Evil Overlords send their warmest regards but are currently unavailable to accept your grovelings and prostrations at this time. If you would care to have a seat in the disinteg– um, waiting room, then entertainment will be provided.
OH GREAT FESTERING PSEUDOPODS OF ZIN!
WE HAVE A HOSTAGE CRISIS!
Your fellow minions have been taken hostage by the meat things which infest our new conquest. Subjugation is incomplete! We must recover your brethren to prevent the meat things from learning of our plans. Rescue them, so we might chastise them for their ineptitude and use them as food for the Valkrothorax.
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